Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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