so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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