therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Who died my cat blue again?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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