IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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