can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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