Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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