How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
When are your genitals available?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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