I love black thongs
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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