Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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