How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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