id be glad to
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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