sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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