I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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