That's intense
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
