Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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