just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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