why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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