? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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