If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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