I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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