He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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