Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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