Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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