they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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