you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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