$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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