i just google imaged poop.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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