better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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