This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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