help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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