OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
