i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Hippo gnu deer
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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