I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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