I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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