You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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