3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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