Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ketchup is God's man juice
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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