are you still at the devil's house?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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