are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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