Porn is love you can see.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I am naked and annoyed.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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