I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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