Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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