so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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