Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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