Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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