Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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