I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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