so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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