i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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