Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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