Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
