I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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