I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
