Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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