Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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